It's official,

I did not get my father's chef genes.

I was just trying to heat up some chicken. Simple thought, right? Until the microwave start's smoking out the back of it and I open it up and more smoke comes out blocking my vision and the chicken is black. Somehow in all this mess, the smoke alarm did not go off, which may be another issue because that's all you could see.

My entire house now smells like burnt. mmm.

I think I'll stick with doing hair. That's my specialty.