i just wanted to document my day today. so i could go back and laugh at myself.

WELL,
it started off with me setting my alarm an HOUR earlier than needed. so i get up and get ready. get in my new car (which is amazing and awesome and i'm a little obsessive about it) and drive to work, get to the parking lot and say outloud, "um where is everyone?" what day is it? are we open today? who am i??! dummy. i was there an hour early.
*while at work...
i'm cleaning a shampoo bowl, the towel gets stuck on the faucet handle, turns the water on and the hose shoots up and sprays across the salon. it happened so fast i'm not even sure what happened honestly. however, if jessica would have been at her station with a guest, i would have just cried and gone home. then i wouldn't have any more stories about the rest of my day. and to end it here, well that would just be normal or something. thankfully, i didnt spray any of the guests. the front of my dress and boots were soaked along with the chairs and floor.
**a few hours later...
i had to get a coke and water for some guests, ran to the back to get cups and ice (remind you that we don't have an automatice ice maker) i open the freezer door, get the ice tray, water EVERYWHERE. someone had just refilled it. once again, wet clothes.
after an eventful day, nothing better than subway :)
so i go to subway, get my sandwhich...sandwitch. i never knew how to spell that. go to get my drink. (they don't have any sweet tea made) losers. set my drink down. and.......ya surprise, spilled it. alll over my right boot. and the counter. i just left it. sorry.
and may i add, i was really hesitant to wear my boots because i didn't want to get anything on them. i told myself,


"oh i'll be careful!"
careful, what the hell is that? look where that got me.

sidenote:
oh and this isn't about spilling, but it's a nice little touch. you'll agree.
i was cutting this lady's hair today. COULDN'T keep my comb in my hand. dropped it on her. went to blowdry her hair, put the concentrater on the end of the blow dryer, turned it on, and it flew right off, and had to chase after that. i hope it didn't bounce off her head. poor lady. i mean, you would have thought i'd never done this before. if you know me at all, and are reading this, this is hilarious. and i'm exhausted after reading this.


hi, i'm a mess. nice to meet you.

oh mr. pants, you are the best snuggler ever.

this year INCLUDES the following:


i WILL be going to the pumpkin patch



and carving awesome faces in it.




then, i WILL be making a ginger bread house at christmas.



ok, it will probably look something more like this.







nevertheless i will have lots of fun
and smile and sing while doing so.
get ready.

jm.

Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I tried to forget you
I tried to stay away
But it's too late
Over you
I'm never over
Over you
Something about you
It's just the way you move
The way you move me
Yeah, I'm so good at forgetting
And I quit every game I play
But forgive me, love
I can't turn and walk away
This way
Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I walk with your shadow
I'm sleeping in my bed
With your silhouette
Yeah, should have smiled in that picture
If it's the last that I'll see of you
It's the least that you
Could not do
Oh, I will
Leave the light on,
I'll never give up on you,
Leave the light on,
For me too, for me too
Yeah...Back to me
I know that it comes
Back to me
Doesn't it scare you
Your will is not as strong
As it used to be

i'm jealous of the moon,

for how it moves the waves

oh right,

PALMS

you are the best thing.

i don't miss you.

i miss the touch of you.

the touch of...love.
a hug.
the arm that wraps around my body
..like she's by my side through this all.
comfort of being protected.

but it's much more than that.
its love.
i long for such a thing from him.
whoever you are.

something that's so foreign.
i've never experienced before.
not by choice.
it was made for me that way.

unrequited love.
go figure.

you'll have it for me one day, right?

wherever i go, whatever i do, i wonder where i am in my relationship to you.
wherever you go, wherever you are, i watch your life play out in pictures from afar.
wherever i go, whatever i do, i wonder where i am in my relationship to you
wherever you go, wherever you are, i watch your pretty life play out in pictures from afar

what should i be for halloween??!

are you there God? it's me, giraffe.
i promise not to pee on your little creatures anymore.

it's champagne thursday*

love.

6 easy payments of $89.99

it's one of those sleepy, unmotivated, who cares, exhausting weeks. one down, three to go.

ps. i love you

GETTING LOST!!!!!dropped everything on the road, SAY YOUR PRAYERS GIRLS!!!, cheap ankle bracelets, hair wrap thing, peed in your closet, hmm hmm hmm..AHHH! *fell off bed, would you like cheese on your ice cream?, college in alaska, i'm telling joey, LIAR!, stupid people, laying in bed for 17 hours, awkward!, 5 days of not showering, got in trouble cause they thought we were anorexic(HA), screaming in mcdonalds, co-ed rabbit, whats your name? tom. oh. 2 seconds later..wait what's your name again? tom..will you give me a piggy back ride cause i'm sick of walking up hills, peacocks, and FUN DIP.

just sayin.

i look at you...and,

i'm home.

simplicity.

you either love her or you don't.

yes or no.

black or white.

there's no room for gray

she's tired of waiting. just so you know.